i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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