i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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