that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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