No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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