Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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