They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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