i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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