Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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