I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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