no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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