So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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