My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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