morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
