what if I'm pregnant?
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i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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