my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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