dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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