There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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