WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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