no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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