I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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