lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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