i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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