let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
