I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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