yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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