Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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