Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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