You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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