you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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