hotel room ftw
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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