I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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