Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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