I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She bit a glass in half.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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