Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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