She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
