i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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