So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
its not stalking. its research.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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