Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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