walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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