i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Success! We fucked roommates!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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