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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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