I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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