Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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