I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
