scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Do vagina's smell?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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