We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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