Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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