I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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