just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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