Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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