that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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