when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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