He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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