The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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