i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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