Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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