quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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