So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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